Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you! Tommy Smothers - zobacz
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. Doug Larson - zobacz
Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased by tales, so is the other. Sir Francis Bacon - zobacz
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking. Lyndon B. Johnson - zobacz
The scars of others should teach us caution. Saint Jerome - zobacz
Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder by authorities whom we do not control. Cyril Connolly - zobacz
"How long does getting thin take?" Pooh asked anxiously. A. A. Milne - zobacz
Humor the sons of the poor, for they give science its splendor. The Talmud - zobacz
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. Mary Hirsch - zobacz
Now there is one outstandingly important fact regarding Spaceship Earth, and that is that no instruction book came with it. R. Buckminster Fuller - zobacz
By the time we've made it, we've had it. Malcolm Forbes - zobacz
People are people, messy and mutable, combining differently with one another from day to day - even hour to hour. Elizabeth Moon - zobacz
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Woody Allen - zobacz
Great is truth, and all powerful. Vulgate - zobacz
All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway. Harry S Truman - zobacz